last bit of good humor

1. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
2. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
3. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
4. Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
5. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?